where is my personal journal????

where is my personal journal????

in fact, i think its kind of funny! seeing them make an attempt is bad enough, but when they try to get me to swoon into their arms easily like a desperate princess who’s been looking for their prince for ages just to slam dunk me into bed like a basket ball player and jam their family jewels into my cavern of wonders- well, that’s sort of a big no-no right there. a big, bright obnoxious flashy no-no.

uh…
well memes used to be funny! but now they’re kind of.. dumb.

karkat, it’s kinda hard to fall for something when you immediately say it was you right after! nice try tho, almost had me for a sec. 
until i remembered that nic would probably be too busy being awesome to waste time on someone like me.


j-just gunna leave this heeere… -puts down John Chibi-
Thankyu for being an awesome blog even though i just followed you today AHAHAHA yea. 
— Kaeyumii 

((WHOA!!! this is really nice of you :^)thanks a bunch!!!))

j-just gunna leave this heeere… -puts down John Chibi-

Thankyu for being an awesome blog even though i just followed you today AHAHAHA yea. 

— Kaeyumii 

((WHOA!!! this is really nice of you :^)
thanks a bunch!!!))

why the hell would i ever think of doing that?
not to mention that sounds completely unsanitary!

i do not know how to answer your question, because i just can’t seem to recall ever actually HATING cake. i just kind of… got sick of it, you know? i guess i just dislike baked goods in general. never hated any, though.

well to be honest i dont know!
i think… probably like jane, except dark blue??? 
you should PROBABLY go find one of my female alternates on here. maybe that would answer your question. 

i-
I FORGOT TO GET MY PRANK ON.

FOUND IT!!Does that make me a wizard???))

congratulations!!!
you have leveled up from NOT WIZARDY WIZARD OF SCIENCE to AVERAGE EVERYDAY JOE WITH LITTLE MAGIC

-joyfully blows a kazoo into the whimsical night sky-



Hello there! I'm John! Im not new to this tumblr ask and answer stuff so its ok to not go easy on me guys!
all i can say about this blog is
super beyonce minaj.

ass box is open!